Eat something.
You look skinny.

If you come from a Jewish household or have entered one for five seconds, you know how important food is. Being Jew(ish), it’s been a struggle to gain the kitchen skills of a real bubbie. To resolve my Jewish culinary ineptitude, I’ve created an archive of jewish comfort food recipes. It’s been sourced from anyone who was willing to give up their secret recipes, tested in my kitchen and allegedly can resolve any ailment, psychosis or malady known to man. If you ever wanted to be Jew(ish) or actually are, this section is for you.

You don’t have to be a chosen one to enjoy but you will need the password to enter.